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ludwigplayingthetrombone

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

aughtpunk

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

jousting-fenrisulfr

spontaneousmusicalnumber

You haven’t really fully lived in the midwest until you’ve experienced the chaos and odd comfort of playing in a pit filled with an incomprehensible amount of corn

This isn’t some faux-gothic shitpost I’m being 100% serious corn pools are the best

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird

They’re the best and 100% real and 100% not a plot for the corn to consume your children

burninglawyermongerprofessor

I grew up partially in the northwest and they have corn pools here too

aroace-shitposter

What the fuck why have NONE of my American friends told me about this

zhongluong

I live in the Midwest and have never seen one of these.

jousting-fenrisulfr

@cynicalsunshine what in the everloving fuck is this?

cynicalsunshine

Sweetie that’s the best damn thing you could ever dream of as a child

obsidianmoonkitten

autumnlusts

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food
the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

And I love them both!

grimthetransman

blanketflowerbees

tbh???? chickens are the best pets??

they

wag their tails (yes!!! like dogs!!!! they do it when they are exited or happy)
love eating treats and love whenever you pretend to peck things
get very attached to certain ppl, will think ur their mom
run around like dinosaurs??????? i don’t know if this is just my chickens but they are very dramatic when they run??
make VERY weird noises,,, like honking, purring, clucking, and peeping (soft peeping, they still think they are baby chicks)
will give you lots of pretty feathers
eat bugs
you can pet them, v soft
like a tiny pet dinosaur

carbisari

@noivern

noivern

additions:

if u raise them from small (or sometimes just anyway) you are Forever Mum and they will jump up on ur back and go to sleep
and preen you, rearrange your clothes and hair sometimes
dont like dealing with spiders in house? go outside. pick up chicken. hold chicken in vicinity of spider. spider vacuumed up in about 0.3 seconds.
make amusing Warning Noise when a Bad Bird goes overhead. sometimes this is something sensible like a raptor. sometimes it is a startling blackbird, or maybe nothing (maybe chickens can see extradimensional birds? unsure)
when chicken mama has babby chicken and they get in her feathers and poke their heads out
rooster is Very Protective but also thinks that maybe anything that peeps is Potential Flock Babies. has been known to bring food for goslings and ducklings
actually roosters in general are very cute. find food and go beep beep beep so ladies can find it. if you give him a nice treat he wont eat it and will go find a lady to give it to.

chickenkeeping

ive been blessed

thegoodvybe

Source: weheartit.com

grimthetransman

Have you ever wondered where books come from?

zwischendenstuehlen

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

bluelightseven

allofthefeelings

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.